This is the world I live in. I’m humbled by the number of people who truly find this concept, much alike Reverse Racism and #AllLivesMatter, absurd. But I’m saddened by the number of people who still cannot see, or actively choose to exercise their privilege.
Enjoy. https://twitter.com/hashtag/HeterosexualPrideDay?src=tren
The good:
#HeterosexualPrideDay more like #HomophobiaPrideDay
— Prince Cam (@princecamboy) June 29, 2017
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Prince Cam gets right to the point.
#HeterosexualPrideDay is the Homophobic version of #AllLivesMatter
— Yung Scott Levy (@TheGiftOfAlex) June 29, 2017
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Yung sees the intersectional irony.
“Heterophobe” may be the best thing I’ve learned about #HeterosexualPrideDay, but now I’m gonna need a #HeterophobiaPrideDay.
— 。。。 (@austinreichart) June 29, 2017
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Keep it light, Austin. Heterophobe FTW.
If we’re going to have #HeterosexualPrideDay, we’ll need a flag. This one’s a work in progress. Any suggestions? pic.twitter.com/uWs9k3Dp21
— Mike (@CuginoBambino) June 29, 2017
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YISSSSSSSSS! Mike, you’re flag is 10/10. 11/10 with rice.
On this #HeterosexualPrideDay let’s honor all those men & women who fought & continue fighting through adversity to be straight in public pic.twitter.com/CLJHXlIYCh
— José 🏳️🌈🦁 (@TheJose8A) June 29, 2017
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No way, Jose. The straights need to keep fighting the good fight.
#HeterosexualPrideDay u mean every day of the year?
— Michael Johnson (@mistermichaelll) June 29, 2017
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Nailed it, Michael. #erryday
The Bad:
#HeterosexualPrideDay I’m just glad I’m not a faggot.
— ALL AMERICAN JIM (@JimMedkiff) June 29, 2017
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Straight to the F bomb, eh Jim.
PROUD not to be gay !!! #Heterosexualprideday !!!
— John.Q.America (@JohnQAmerica) June 29, 2017
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Glad you’re proud John.
I am a proud Heterosexual Male. #HeterosexualPrideDay
— John W Tomlin (@303john) June 29, 2017
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I’m starting to see a trend.
Gays are selfish hedonists who only fuck for pleasure. Straight people fuck to procreate as nature intended. #HeterosexualPrideDay
— Jack Insten (@jack_insten) June 29, 2017
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Jack has his head in the sack. Dude. Number. Three.
Lots of heterophobia on twitter today from #HeterosexualPrideDay being the top trend. Liberals hate everything that’s normal.
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) June 29, 2017
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Number 4.
White, Christian, straight male. And PROUD !#HeterosexualPrideDay
— PeterSweden (@PeterSweden7) June 29, 2017
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5.
#HeterosexualPrideDay getting a lot of hate cause its not an ‘oppressed community’. Ironic
Whats wrong with celebrating being straight?
— Ryan 🇬🇧 (@RyanOzilWhite) June 29, 2017
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6.
Look at all the mentally ill people on Twitter hating on #HeterosexualPrideDay being the top trend 😂
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) June 29, 2017
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Mark’s back. Not sure how we got to mentally ill, but hey, Mark’s loving being straight.
Happy #HeterosexualPrideDay or also known as:
Monday
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Sunday— isra (@itsisraelsolano) June 29, 2017
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In red are all the countries where it’s illegal to be heterosexual. Must be hard 😔💔 #HeterosexualPrideDay pic.twitter.com/WanRXY98DT
— Kait 🌈 (@itzzkait) June 29, 2017
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And Noah, for the sum up:
#HeterosexualPrideDay is trending
Why?
Who keeps straight people from adopting or marrying? Who gets shunned after coming out as straight?
— Noah Kinsey (@thenoahkinsey) June 29, 2017
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It must be so hard to identify as heterosexual. Stay strong y’all. #HeterosexualPrideDay pic.twitter.com/4EbfVnE2YK
— Eduardo Solis (@EndBullyinNow) June 29, 2017